Painters, tutorial makers, battle reporters — the company we keep, and the company that keeps us.
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“I paint slow, I write slower, and I have never met a glaze I didn’t want to lay down one more time. If you came here looking for shortcuts, friend — wrong workbench.”
Slow brushwork, Salamanders mostly, and a glaze recipe she swears by.
View profileLong-form battle reports from the Bristol tournament circuit, dice and all.
View profileBerlin bench. Magnetising, modular basing, hard-edge assembly — written, not shouted.
View profileStormcast specialist — competition-grade work in 40 minutes flat.
View profileDM’s diary out of Portland — campaign notes, encounter prep, dice trays.
View profileBretonnian knights, oil-paint glazes, and a banner per fortnight on principle.
View profileIron Hands grinder from Toronto. Tournament reports, all the post-game maths.
View profileEdinburgh basing wizard — foamcore terrain, paint-night kit lists, beginner-first.
View profileBarcelona. Adventurer-scale storytelling on 28mm bases — one mini, one mood.
View profileTutorials for the patient: weathering, oil washes, NMM — nothing under 90 minutes.
View profileWellington. Lore essays, faction deep-dives, and a fortnightly listicle worth reading.
View profileChicago. The Old World, played the way the rulebook reads it. Loss-rate transparent.
View profileCardiff. Tyranid bio-luminescence, contrast paints, and brushwork on a Tuesday night.
View profileAmsterdam. DM screen builds, modular dungeon tiles, prop-craft on a shoestring.
View profileGlasgow. AoS lore essays, narrative-list writing, and a podcast on Tuesday nights.
View profileBoston. Tactical analysis, post-game heatmaps, and an opinion on every codex change.
View profileTwo magnets, a drill bit, and a posture that lets me swap the chapter banner in under a minute.
ReadContrast over zenithal, two highlights, and a base. Tabletop quality, kettle still warm.
ReadA loss, a learning, and a list change. The post-game maths is in the appendix — honest.
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